I am just a good ole boy, never meanin' no harm, fightin' the law like two... wait, no... that's someone else.  My name is Elliot Harker and I am pretty bored most of the time here at work, so I have decided to share my dairy, um, i mean diary with you.  These are just random events, stories, and things that happen to me that have some but not much basis in reality. Enjoy!

Actually, as it turns out I am forced to put something in the box of updates, so here goes.  It's a diary!!  Constant updates, depending on when I decide to write.  This means sometimes several times a day, sometimes once or twice a week.  There may even be a time when I forget the web address and cannot find my way back.  At that time, I think I may just sit and wonder... or i might just go to outer freaking space!!! you were wondering what the hell the space station was for, right? right? no, ok. I'm the jerk.

Well for those of you who have used my site, you will probably skip over this section 'cause you read once that I would not put updates in it cause blah blah blah,  well here is one update, but this is all you get!!!  I added the Journal to my site because sometimes I needed to tell COMPLETLY TRUTHFUL diary entries, and for the truth, men turn to journals, not diaries.  We make up stuff in diaries.

Same thing as the stuff to the left, I will update constantly.  Or nearly every other day or so...  Anyway, changed format a bit.  When I start a new story, I will create a new page for it, denoted by the date of when I typed it...  I do not really know why I am doing it this way, it just feels right.  Every Monday, I will update these extra pages, while continuing daily on the full diary page.  Have fun.

Please No Comments on Grammatical Errors

As this is a diary, it will be written at the spur of the moment.  That may mean I will lose track of the common thing known as grammar.  And because I learned to spell foneticaly, I will rarly spell rite.  If you want to comment on my grammar, just go to the guest registrar like everyone else.

Getting Rich Quick From Viewing My Site

What a load of Crap!!!  You think I am in this for the money?  Wait, you mean there really is money in this?  Hey, I would love to take your money and do whatever whoring I have to do to keep it.  Welcome to Popup Hell!!!  Kidding... sortof...

Today the sun exploded in a brilliant ball of light as it touched the trees over Maggie Ronsfielder's back field.  "It is Armegeddon!!" the poor old drunken woman shouted.  Experts say that the phenomenon is just a natural sunset, but this reporter knows different.  Armegeddon is scheduled to happen again tommorrow at 7:46 p.m. Central Time.